Paris Hilton vs. Hairtech International

Paris Hilton is being sued by Hairtech International for not following through on her deal to promote and wear its hair extensions.

Wait, a company wants Paris Hilton to endorse their product? and someone isn't suing them...

Hey Hairtech, If it doesn't work out with Paris I'm pretty sure Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse or even Lindsay Lohan or available...

Dear Hairtech International,

Seriously consider firing who ever made the final decision to give an entire campaign to Paris Hilton. Does your company do any due diligence at all?

I mean, what were the qualifications for the job:

1. Sex tape w/ night vision - CHECK
2. Drug problem - CHECK
3. Too much self tanner - CHECK
4. Doing jail time - CHECK
5. Pink Bentley - CHECK
6. Dates Douchebags - CHECK
7. Was in a Carl's Jr commercial - CHECK
8. Toes curl over the front of her heels like eagle claws - CHECK

SHE'S PERFECT... SIGN HER UP!