Thursday, December 30, 2010

Murphy’s Publicist Dismisses Death Rumours

 It was all a horrible hoax. Eddie Murphy is alive and well but, unfortunately the death rumors about his career are still very true...



Dear Mr. Murphy,

The 27 year old version of your self just called and said:

"Yo Eddie, quit f*@ken around, put on a red or purple leather suit and make these mutha-f*@kas laugh jack"

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