The Governator..

Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering returning to acting once he steps down from his post as California Governor.

Wait, hasn't he been playing the role of a politician this whole time, you mean that was real. What the hell is wrong with us?

Is it just me or do you still find it weird that a Austrian born, admitted steroid user, body builder and (bad) action movie star was elected Governor of California? Who's next, Mel Gibson?

Dear Mr. Governator,

For Christ-sake put on a shirt or sports bra there are kids watching..

SNOOKIE LIKES BALLS

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Snookie is always down for a good old fashion tea bagging.....

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David Beckham Swears Under Oath

David Beckham filed a declaration under oath that he did not cheat on his wife prostitute Irma Nici..

The prostitute claims to have slept with the soccer star at least five times while he's been married to Victoria.

In addition to a $25 million lawsuit against Nici and the publishers of In Touch Weekly, Beckham has filed a declaration under oath claiming her adultery allegations are "unequivocally false."

Wait,  a self admitted prostitute would never lie about having sex with a super-star to attract attention and try to make money.. that's crazy, we all know girls who have sex for money have strong morals and beliefs and would never lie. This girl looks as honest as they come.

Fergie in St. Barth

It must have been a rough flight, poor Fergie threw up all over her pants...... Oh wait, that's just the pattern. My bad.

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Set It Off Kim K

Kim Kardashian leaving the gym looking like she's going to audition for
Set it Off 2.....

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T.I.'s New Kicks

Check out T.I.'s new kicks, pretty sick huh!

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It looks like T.I. smoked some angel dust with Smokey (Friday) and ended up butt naked in Debo's pigeon coup

Today in Sports..

Some team won, some team lost and Brett Favre was fined $50,000 for sending a text message picture of his penis to a hot sports reporter named Jenn Sterger.

I'm sure glad I'm not in the NFL or else I would be screwed....

Murphy’s Publicist Dismisses Death Rumours

 It was all a horrible hoax. Eddie Murphy is alive and well but, unfortunately the death rumors about his career are still very true...

Dear Mr. Murphy,

The 27 year old version of your self just called and said:

"Yo Eddie, quit f*@ken around, put on a red or purple leather suit and make these mutha-f*@kas laugh jack"

Question of the day?

So, is everyone he dates after Scarlett Johansson considered slumming it?

Paris Hilton vs. Hairtech International

Paris Hilton is being sued by Hairtech International for not following through on her deal to promote and wear its hair extensions.

Wait, a company wants Paris Hilton to endorse their product? and someone isn't suing them...

Hey Hairtech, If it doesn't work out with Paris I'm pretty sure Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse or even Lindsay Lohan or available...

Dear Hairtech International,

Seriously consider firing who ever made the final decision to give an entire campaign to Paris Hilton. Does your company do any due diligence at all?

I mean, what were the qualifications for the job:

1. Sex tape w/ night vision - CHECK
2. Drug problem - CHECK
3. Too much self tanner - CHECK
4. Doing jail time - CHECK
5. Pink Bentley - CHECK
6. Dates Douchebags - CHECK
7. Was in a Carl's Jr commercial - CHECK
8. Toes curl over the front of her heels like eagle claws - CHECK

SHE'S PERFECT... SIGN HER UP!

Diddy keeps it Fresh....

Diddy, we love you but you look like you work at foot locker..

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What happened to Heidi & Spencer?

Oh, that's right nobody cares..

Chris Brown vs. Raz B

There was a good old fashion R&B battle of words today on twitter between Chris Brown and Raz B............ Oh, who's Raz B, He's some light skinned brother with Angelina Jolie lips who used to be apart of a group called B2K like ten years ago.

Who won the Twitter battle?

Chris Brown won the battle of words but, I say Raz B won the war because thanks to his altercation with a much more popular Chris Brown, now more than 15 people know who he is.

Raz B - in case you didn't know

Oh yeah, and during his Twitter rant Chris Brown made some gay slurs that have pissed some people off.

I'm not homophobic! He's just disrespectful!!!

I'm not mad though!!! I'm just not silent nor am i one of these scary R&B cats!!

I ain't deleting my tweet either!! I was minding my damn business and Peter pan decides to pop off!!! # whatalame

Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won't complaining about getting butplugged! #homothug!!!

@razb2k n**ga you want attention! Grow up n**ga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy

$50 million dollar woman...

It looks like crazy ass Camille Grammer is going to end up with around $50 million dollars with her divorce to Kelsey Grammer. The couple never signed a prenup, and over 13 years of marriage they have he has accumulated a fortune of over $100 million dollars.

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Dear Kelsey Grammer,

Your and idiot! K, bye.

Bristol Palin, Leaving Alaska for Arizona....

Oh great, Arizona just got dumber.....

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AND IN OTHER NEWS.......

Some waste-of-space teen mom named Amber Portwood keeps beating up her big wussy-ass baby daddy Gary Shirley. She recently went to jail and was charged with two felony counts of domestic battery, one felony count of neglect of a dependent, and one misdemeanor count of domestic battery.
Amber was released form jail and is ready to beat his ass some more....

The sad thing is that with douchebag parents like this the daughter has no chance.

What's even worse is that if you Google search the name Amber, this waste-of-space is the first name that comes up.....                                        

Singer Brandy Norwood got a bad tattoo..

Charlie Sheen would prefer to party with drugs, alcohol and hookers instead of his family on Christmas...

The kid from Home Improvement (Zachery Ty Bryan) got punked for a bunch of his money by his two business partners Peter Brill and Joe Barker. Bryan alleges that the partners used the Hollywood Sports Bar, Big Wangs as their personal piggy bank to live "high on the hog"

Where's Tim Allen when you need him..

Now back to news that matters.......

I still don't get it

You ever have one of those moments where you see a couple and your like "why in the hell is she with that guy" yeah, this is one of those moments....

Kim K. and Kanye?

Is Queen K cutting a track with super producer Kanye West??

Now if anyone can make the average person sound super dope it is Kanye West, and we truly love Kim Kardashian but it didn't work for Paris Hilton (Scott Storch), it didn't work for Lindsay Lohan and in my opinion , no matter how much money and how many names you involve it won't work for Kim either.

 Dear Kim,

If you are reading this (chances are you're not) we love your show, we love your butt, we loved you in that career changing documentary and we support you in all of your 112 endorsements but I just got off the phone with your career and it said please don't do this.. K, bye XoXo

Will Yes I AM Releasing Hottness with Cher Lloyd

Will I AM and former X factor contestant Cher Lloyd set to release "a smasher".  Stay tuned for some dirty bit, boom boom pow, got a feeling type ish from the duo..... I hope she sounds better in the studio than she does live, I'm just saying...














 Will I AM writes:

@CherLloyd hey cher, when should we release the song we recorded in london???…(Its a smasher)

The day after the last xfactor…cher loyd and I went in the studio and made a mega smasher…

Why Not?

Robert Pattinson is James Dean level bad ass in this picture...

Stewart Shining a New York City based photographer released this picture of Pattinson which was taking for the cover of Italian Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon Engaged To Agent Jim Toth

It has been confirmed that Reese Witherspoon is engaged to her Hollywood agent boyfriend Jim Toth.

Who cares about some flighty Hollywood engagement, Me and Adam Sandler are alive.....

Soooooooo Cute!!!!

Nobody told me Jake Gyllenhaal decided to adopt Taylor Swift, that is so cute..

Brad Pitt

Dear Mr. Pitt,

KC from Jodeci called and he wants his leather pants back.

Blue Steel

Is that Adam Levine or Derek Zoolander?

Laker game December 22

People Love Paris Hilton

How generous, someone let Paris Hilton borrow a butt to sit on...

OSAMA BIN GIBSON

Adam Sandler

Don't be alarmed, both myself and Adam Sandler are not dead.... thanks for all the concern.

Madonna

Madonna has just been suspended from any recording or performing for the next three months after testing positive for steroids.

No, not really but the anti-doping agency should really look into her activities while she was dating Alex Rodriguez (A-ROD)

Letter to the Lohans

Dear Dina & Michael,

Please do your daughter a favor, pack your bags and go to Hell and when you get there tell Mel Gibson I say what up.

XoXo

Jenn & Violet....

Best celebrity mom ever...

Elisabetta Canalis

I still can't stop looking at her tattoo...

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Jay Pharoah Denzel Washington SNL spoof!!

For those of you who haven't had the chance to see Jay Pharoah before check him out, he is hilarious..

Kat De Luna vs. Kat De Luna

Is this Kat De Luna in a knock off Beyonce outfit on the set of her new music video OR is this Kat De Luna in a knock off Beyonce outfit on the set of Toddlers and Tiaras????

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Gold Digger....

Eat you heart out Mr. Kevin Federline...

George is the MAN

I don't know about you but I just can't stop looking at her amazing tattoo.....

Dear Mr. Washington

Dear Mr. Washington,

I just thought that you should know that your son looks like Trey Songz.

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All Knocked up

Natalie Portman is now the future ex-wife and soon to be baby momma of some random dude named Benjamin Millepied.

Really bro, Millepied? at least Cash Warren has a cool name...

Raising the BAR in Mexico

What I would give to be that bikini for just 1 minute....

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Will Yes I AM-Wearing A Man Purse...

Will I AM, doing what he does with his 80's hair part, man purse and hipster attire.... I love this guy!

MILEY GONE WILD !!!!!

What, you thought she was going to be the exception?  I bet you Billy-Ray took this picture.

NOT SO FUNNY...

Even though she is super hot and I would have no problem drinking her bath water, she has been one of my least favorite host on SNL....

Scarlett, if your reading this (which you most likely aren't) it's OK if your not funny, being funny is for ugly people, but seriously please don't host SNL again... K, bye XoXo

I LOVE CHELSEA...

I truly love this chick.... if I wasn't married and if I was a African American Rapper, Athlete or Actor I would try and hit that in a heart beat....