Eva Longoria

I don't know why Eva Longoria covering up her wedding date tattoo with make-up is such a big deal; she has been covering her, Mi Vida Loca, Smile Now / Cry Later, and Spider Web tattoos for years...

Kesha, Amy Winehouse & Adrian Grenier

They must all have the same trainer.....

Selena Gomez

Here is Selena Gomez eating lunch at the Pacific Galleria in Sherman Oaks, right before a crazed Justin Bieber fan cuts off her head with a battle axe....


No, not really but that would have been crazy right?

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Nicolas Cage

Dear Mr. Nicolas Cage, 

I just got off the phone with your hairline and she said, she's leaving and she's never coming back. Sorry!

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50 Cent

50 cent partied at Marquee Nightclub at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas to celebrate the release of his new Headphones.

Dear 50,

Chelsea Handler just texted me and said when your done wearing that jacket she wants her dining room drapes back.

K, thanks.. bye

Robert Redford

Is it just me or does Robert Redford's face look like it's made out of clay???

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan apparently had lunch in West Hollywood with and angry little 14 year old boy who snorts wasabi....

Mariah Carey

Look Mariah Carey is wearing Niki Minaj's butt on her stomach...

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And in other news....

Leighton Meester has a little dog she carries around

Jessica Simpson killed Snooki and made her into a purse

Lindsay Lohan isn't drunk yet.....

and in this picture Britney Spears looks like she wants to eat young children.....

Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin was spotted in Brisbane, Australia on Wednesday January 5. Kate and her clan are there filming their upcoming season of Kate Plus 8.

Dear Kate,

No matter what you do, I don't care if you save the planet from an alien attack; you will always be one of the most annoying people in the entire world.
K, bye.

Baywatch

Dear Mr. Hasselhoff,

You have the most alcoholic legs I have ever seen, please wear longer shorts.

Thanks,

The General Public

Samantha Ronson

Is it just me or does Samantha Ronson look like a angry, sleep deprived 14-year old boy?

Age ain't nothing but a number....

Huge Hefner's fiance Crystal Harris recently said that she doesn't notice the age difference at all between her and Hef, which let me remind you is a modest 60-year age gap. 

So, your telling me that while you are helping him lift his 60-year old, fried chicken skin balls out of bed in the morning you don't think to yourself "is the money really worth it" Yeah right!

WE LOVE KANYE WEST

Today Kanye West woke up and said:

"Yo, I'm bout to rock them J's wit those black leather pants, but I'm gonna flip the script wit that Killa Cam brown fur coat and my snake skin backpack... Yo, that sh*t's gonna be so fly, I'm like the black Alexander McQueen fur reel!!

Adrian Grenier

Adrian Grenier shows off his "Marshmallow Man" body in Miami....

Bro, just do like six crunches and four push-ups a day and your body won't look so much like Kesha's...

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Adrian Grenier enjoys some downtime on Monday in South Beach, Fla.

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson & fiance Eric Johnson brought in the New Year in Aspen, Colorado..

Dear Jessica & Eric,

Please take the damn batteries out of your outfits, it's making people nauseous... K, thanks.

P.S.

Eric, Congratulations I heard she's a panther in the sack.....

But Mommy, Snooki did it and she's famous.....

I honestly believe that reading Snooki's book would be like punching myself repeatedly in the face non-stop for 45 minutes...

So to all the young girls out there; tan obsessively, hook up with tons of guys, drink too much, wear the sluttiest clothes you can find, sleep til noon, wear dirty ass slippers all day, grow a FUPA and you too can be successfully....

Christina Milian

Christina Milian was on the cover of Latina Magazine?

I guess J-Lo, Eva Mendes, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Adriana Lima, Salma Hayek, Penlelope Cruz and Jessica Alba were all busy....

Cristiano Ronaldo & Irina Shayk

I don't care how sexy you think you are, if you wear shorts that are this small you deserved to get punched in the balls..

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Cristiano Ronaldo spends a recent holiday in the Maldives with Model Irina Shayk. 

Drake & Nikki

Can you imagine how ugly their baby would be.....

FAMILY RESEMBLANCE

Isn't it crazy how much they look alike, I can't really tell who's, who?

Double take...

Is it just me or does Christina Aguilera's baby daddy Jordan Bratman look a lot like the Unabomber?

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Facebook is worth $50 Billion Dollars

After a recently raising $500 million dollars from Goldman Sachs and Digital Sky Technologies, Mark Zuckerberg's "Facebook" is now valued at $50 billion dollars.

And even though he is one of the youngest billionaires in the world, people like David Spade will still always get more chicks. Weird but true.

Movie Review.. But what do I know

SALT: If you like sexy action then you should check this movie out. Angelina Jolie looks hot, kills people, makes angry faces and saves the world....Uh Awesome!  

The Other Guys: If you want to hear Mark Wahlberg yell at Will Ferrell for 90 minutes only to be slightly disappointed go ahead and watch The Other Guys. I am a huge Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg fan, I've seen Old School & Shooter a combined like 123 times. In my opinion this movie fell short of expectations kind of like Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers.

Social Network: I thought this movie was a lot of fun and it was kind of cool to get a behind the scenes look on how Facebook was created and by who. I felt Justin Timberlake was good but not nearly as good as Jesse Eisenberg. If you want to see a movie about a nerdy college student who a created a website to get chicks and is now one of the riches people in the world BUT still doesn't get chicks, then I suggest you watch this movie.

Wall Street 2: It's always tough to follow a classic, but over all it was an entertaining movie. Michael Douglas had some genius one liners and Shia Lebeouf was typical Shia; Witty, humorous and entertaining. If you are interested in seeing a Transformers (minus hot Megan Fox) meets the stock market love story about money, greed, forgiveness and payback then check it out.

The Kids Are All Right: When I was told it was a story about a lesbian couple who had two children that wanted to connect with their biological sperm donor father I had my doubts, but I actually really liked this movie. Mark Rufalo and Julianne Moore were very entertaining and that little kid form Bridge to Terabithia was in it also. If you are a little uncomfortable with a lesbian sex scene where they watch gay male porn (I make it sound a lot worse than it is) then maybe you should think twice about seeing it but other than that I suggest you check it out.

Black Swan: You don't have to be into ballet to watch this movie BUT you do have to be into; mental illness, chicks in tights, bad feet, mommy / daughter issues and Uhhhhh, Mila Kunis & Natalie Portman totally hooking up.

Mila Kunis & Macaulay Culkin SPLIT!

Super Hot Mila Kunis, 27, and always pale and clammy looking childhood star Macaulay Culkin, 30, call it quits after dating since 2002  a rep for the actress told the "New York Post."

The fact that they have been together for eight years blows my mind, I mean look at this picture he looks like her stalker.